The stoner icons of the '90s are back and this time, they’re cruising. Jay and Silent Bob, the foul-mouthed, fan-favorite duo from Kevin Smith’s cult classics like Clerks, Mallrats, and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, are officially bringing their blunt-filled brand of comedy to a cruise ship.

That’s right. The second edition of the Jay and Silent Bob Cruise Askew will set sail February 18–22, 2026, on the Norwegian Jewel, and it’s shaping up to be the most absurd four days ever spent on water.

Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes aren’t going alone, this floating fan fest includes OG View Askewniverse stars like Jason Lee, Shannon Elizabeth, Ethan Suplee, Brian O’Halloran, and even Harley Quinn Smith. Think Comic-Con meets spring break, with script readings, live podcast recordings, stand-up comedy, and yes—Mooby’s is back, in cruise food form.

There’s going to be a headphone disco, tattoo sessions from Liberty Tattoo, and live performances from Morris Day & The Time. Let that sink in: Morris freakin' Day... on the same ship as Jay and Silent Bob.

Will it be wild? Absolutely. Will you remember all of it? Maybe not. But one thing’s for sure: Clerks never could’ve pulled this off.